8 October 2013

About Well Hell Time Black Pete Showed Up

Terror FaceFront page. White Pete in the fancy cave office is no longer able to keep up with paying inflated bills. Work pressure keeps mounting, and there is no Black Pete around to blame. Nor Black people. We are the first to get fired whenever they feel like it. Unless we managed to get our hooks into a white Pete who knows better than to let his sacrificial lamb escape so easily. Once you condone to being the Black Pete of someone who carries much weight, the other white Pete will have to back the well hell off, and find another goat. By then any color will do.

2 October 2013

Shut Us Down to Show Us Down

The ScreamOctober 1st. What a beautiful day to shutdown NASA. What?! Son of a dog. Now they done did it!  You thought that they were done creating crises for us? How do you like your shutdown? Shaken or stirred? Poor Denzel. He is going to have a hard time playing Obama in the movie. Obama plays Obama best. Never mind the weak jokes. What I want to know is how many years it took them to prepare this cherry on top of their terrorist pie. This is too big of an operation to put together within a few months. You still care about who utters what lie?

GOP shutdown. What do I care?